If it ain't broke, don't fix it. The article says this guy was on trial for meth possession, but we can only hope that he was arrested when police found him stabbing some meth with a pencil. We don't want to think of him ever being engaged in any non-pencil-stabby activities. He might be facing a grim future, but we can't help but envy him. It takes a lot of inner resolve to find something you're good at and stick with it. (Via KiroTV, Thanks Ann Marie M!)


This guy is destined to be his cellmate >>