"Nowadays everyone has to look like a french fry to get laid!"
The gym can be an intimidating place, what with all the grunting, weight dropping, and people who actually have the discipline to follow through on their commitments to get in shape. That said, not everything you see at your local health club will make you feel inadequate as a human being. In fact, certain strange sightings can make you feel downright superior. Here are some examples of enjoyable ridiculousness to serve as your incentive to get back in the gym if for no other reason than to laugh at others.
Be afraid, America. Be very afraid.
It was a simpler time, when having a he-man's balls in your face caused nary a giggle.
Yeah, sounds like a typical day at the gym for hot ladies.
"Endure" is the perfect motto for this guy and everyone around him at that moment.
"The key is repeat business - make sure your customers are never all the way fit."
"What's great is I don't even have to change before D&D with the guys!"
Two injured as grandmother crushes child, breaks hip.
Even if the imagery is intentional, wouldn't that be distracting during a workout?
Yoga is about being in touch with the whole body — of other people.
Stilettos help work the calf muscles. Wind resistance boosts the calorie burn. Or something.
Every dead grandpa who ever complained about baggy pants just got their wings.