We were prepared to end our lives when we heard Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is raking in $5 million this year. We were ready to re-kill ourselves when we heard his new iPhone app is a top-seller. Now there seems to be a Situation-based t-shirt with a clear plastic window to show off your abs. Frankly, we're out of suicidal energy. The Situation wins, we all lose. (Via Racked)


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