Oh my God, did the police arrest all the baristas from the hipster coffee shop? No silly, they're still there to sell you your cocaine on the down-low. These guys might look like your favorite new Portland-based indie band, but they're the real deal. Amish. True beard, yo. Show them disrespect and they'll build a barn on your ass. The police rounded them up for refusing to pay fines imposed for not having orange safety triangles on their buggies. They claimed that the triangles are too modern, and they refused to attach them. In other words: Thug. 4. Life.

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[ Via Village Voice]