[UPDATE] What it will drunkenly sound like when your iPhone problems finally drive you completely insane.
We now have access to the drunken, slurred "emergency" calls of Michael Allen Skopec, the man arrested for dialing 911 to complain that his iPhone had so many things to undo (h/t TSG). Give a listen and remember, don't make some poor 911 operator listen to your drunken diatribe about how much your iPhone sucks. That's what Siri's for. Check out the news clipping below:
The mistake he made was calling from his home phone line. If you're going to call the police to complain about an iPhone, make sure you do it from an iPhone. There's no way they'll be able to trace the call before it gets dropped.