If we could set up auto-reply text messages to tell the annoying people in our lives the things they need to hear, we'd be in passive-aggressive heaven.

Now that all human interaction is conducted via text message, avoiding confrontation is easier than ever. But we say it can still get easier. Here are some ideas for auto-reply messages that we think would greatly improve our existence:

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