Guys, they're asking for CREATIVITY. Like, "2-Month Bread Mold Green." So fun.
Corporate social media is garbage. Garbage that wants to be your friend. Have no fear, however, "Condescending Corporate Brand Page" is like a compost pile for this constant flow of trash, turning the fetid excretions of companies' PR departments into fertile ground for comedy. From insensitive posts after national tragedies to the inane, endless celebrations of Friday and bemoanings of Monday, our greatest national brands have turned into our most annoying acquainances. At least now all of their worst faux pas are all collected in one place.
I had NO CAB at Homewood Suites. I was very late for my meeting.
Hashtag this doesn't work even now that hashtags work on Facebook.
Escalators: like stairs with the difficulty level turned all the way up.
It's a spaceship, and Kenco Coffee is the only reason I ever get out of it.
Congratulations "McGuate" on making McDonalds sound way grosser.
"No, no! Don't touch that water, the fruit is drinking it. You'll get a turn."
See way more corporate ridiculousness at Condescending Corporate Brand Page.