No matter what your age, you can pass for 29 with just a few simple rules:
- Always wear sunglasses.
- Only go to places with very dim lighting.
- Never, ever tell anyone about all of totally awesome things that happened to you in the '80s and '90s.
With that in mind, here are 13 things never to bring up if you're trying to pass for 29.
1. "I saw The Bodyguard in the theater."
This movie came out in 1992. Never speak of it.
2. "I wrecked my Pontiac Sunbird while trying to change a cassette single tape."
If you think texting and driving is dangerous, you should've been around for cassette singles and driving. One song per tape was very inconvenient. Good thing you're far too young for that!