Patrick Lenton is a writer and an avid player of the game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, which would take about twenty minutes to explain, so just accept that it's a fantasy video game and move on. While playing the game, Lenton came across a dog.
This dog changed the course of Lenton's (video game) life. Upon choosing to adopt him, Lenton unknowingly set up a chain of reactions that are dramatic, epic, engrossing, hilarious—everything that you wouldn't expect from a Twitter story about video games.
worst part of Skyrim was when I found that dog whose owner died in a cabin, and then I of course had to adopt the dog bc i'm not a monster— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) April 5, 2016
@PatrickLenton and I fucking love this dog, but i'm wondering around trying to solve quests and save the world and junk, but this good dog— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) April 5, 2016
@PatrickLenton this good dog always tries to help out fighting giants and dragons, and it's like 'NO DON'T HURT MY DOG'— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) April 5, 2016