Have you, a man, been struggling to grow your hair out so you can put it in the wildly popular style known as the Man Bun? It's just a regular bun like Emily Dickinson had, but when it's on a guy's head it must be qualified with the word "man" or someone might feel emasculated. Frankly, this isn't a look everyone can achieve, even with years of dedicated growth. But if you have even a few little hairs that can sustain the weight of a ball of fake hair: Good news! You can now buy a clip-on man bun on Groupon:

Only $9.99!

Don't worry, they have it in blonde:

Great Photoshop job.

Redheads can GTFO. As you can imagine, people's response to this monstrosity has largely been unmitigated disgust:

Sources: Groupon