Play it cool. Turn it into a video on how to get one of those cool lopsided styles.
Everyone likes seeing people fail at what they're supposed to be good at; it makes us feel better for being good at nothing. Don't feel too bad for your schadenfreude, though. Tori Locklear, YouTube beauty guru, demonstrates one of the most resilient traits of her generation: the ability to never waste a horrible embarrassment. You've already burned off your hair — it's ok, it happens to the best of us — so why not put it online and at least capitalize on your emergency salon visit? We get to enjoy it and you get a million YouTube views instead of a pint of Meyer's ice cream and a teary Gossip Girl marathon.