When Kate Moss famously said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," she had probably forgotten what ice cream tastes like (or she was drunk). That shit is great, and you can eat it in moderation and still live a totally healthy life. But you know what's not great? Reminding yourself how much you need to do to "work something off" every time you eat it, because nothing rips the joy out of tasting something delicious like worrying about immediately expunging the calories from your body. 

That, however, is exactly what the new diet-shaming workout shirts from designer Moschino do, because apparently, Moschino's slogan is "enjoy nothing." 

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What kind of monster eats a burger without fries?
What kind of monster eats a burger without fries?
That ice cream is going to fall off that cone immediately. Have you ever even seen an ice cream cone, Moschino?
That ice cream is going to fall off that cone immediately. Have you ever even seen an ice cream cone, Moschino?

The line also includes a fun bonus shirt that's just straight-up fat-shaming.

Pretty sure being 100% fat free would also make you 100% dead. Oh! Maybe this is supposed to be a line of workout shirts for dead people.
Pretty sure being 100% fat free would also make you 100% dead. Oh! Maybe this is supposed to be a line of workout shirts for dead people.
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Sources: Cosmopolitan