If you are a lipstick fiend who enjoys penis-shaped objects or simply a dick aficionado, then everything you've ever wanted in life without knowing it has been realized in the form of these lipdicks, which is what BuzzFeed is calling these things. To be honest, there is quite simply no other way to describe these lipsticks. Because they are dicks.

Uhhhhhhhh I love this

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Do you see the resemblance or do you need more photos?

#penislipstick #bigdaddy #bitchslapcosmetics #fuckingreat

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The inclusive lipdicks come in a variety of colors.

#penislipstick from our #etsyshop #penisparty #partyfavors #grownfolk

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And you should probably buy one as a gag gift/an actual lipstick that you whip out on the reg.