- Dad, thanks for giving me just enough emotional baggage to be in a creative field but not enough to be a prostitute.

Card we may send to our fathers (depending on how we make rent this month).

Just because your dad is kind of a screw-up and made you into an even bigger screw-up doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to have a happy Father's Day. We've collected this group of cards for the worst dysfunctional dads so you can brighten up your broken home. It's your turn to embarrass your father by sharing these on Facebook or Twitter, or make things personal by creating your own in our user card section. - Happy Father's Day from one of your most legitimate children.

Because your dad got around. - Dad, thanks for struggling with your homosexuality long enough to sire me

Thank your gay dad for the time he put it in an icky vagina. - You're the greatest weekend dad ever

Hey, being a good father even two days out of the week is too much for us. - Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist

If your therapist's kid should send you a card for putting them through college. - Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch

Let him know you'd like to meet your bastard siblings. - Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis

Thank your dad for his non-creepy, age-appropriate dalliances. - Dad, thanks for giving me my first beer and paying for my first rehab

Great card to send if you learned it from watching him. - Thanks for being the kind of open-minded father who disapproves of me regardless of my sexual orientation

For a father with an open mind and a closed heart.

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