Card we may send to our fathers (depending on how we make rent this month).
Just because your dad is kind of a screw-up and made you into an even bigger screw-up doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to have a happy Father's Day. We've collected this group of cards for the worst dysfunctional dads so you can brighten up your broken home. It's your turn to embarrass your father by sharing these on Facebook or Twitter, or make things personal by creating your own in our user card section.
Because your dad got around.
Thank your gay dad for the time he put it in an icky vagina.
Hey, being a good father even two days out of the week is too much for us.
If your therapist's kid should send you a card for putting them through college.
Let him know you'd like to meet your bastard siblings.
Thank your dad for his non-creepy, age-appropriate dalliances.
Great card to send if you learned it from watching him.
For a father with an open mind and a closed heart.