- Dad, you've always been like a father to me

We wish choosing our 25 favorite Father's Day cards was as easy as choosing our favorite child, but it wasn't. Regardless, here they are for you to send to your dad and disappoint him once again (he's used to it at this point). Share them with your embarrassingly tech-ignorant father on Facebook and Twitter or create your own card just like you did back when your poor spelling was still adorable. Enjoy! - Dad, one day I hope to fulfill your dream of never having children. - You're the world's greatest dad although my frame of reference is limited - Sorry I can only afford the same Father's Day gift I gave you when I was seven - Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman - Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me - Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies - Happy Father's Day to the parent who lets me do whatever the hell I want. - I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for - I hope this blue-tinted Father's Day card helps make up for the fact that I wasn't a boy