The best way to get drinkers to pick your store over the ones on the other three street corners at your intersection is by treating them with honesty. Appeal to the things that drove them to drink in the first place — their anger, their loneliness, their resignation to the fact that they just need to get another nip in them before their lunch break ends, so it really doesn't matter what the sign outside says. Knowing they have that rare product that their tragic clientele will buy no matter what, these liquor merchants have taken the opportunity to speak plainly and make their signage as entertaining as possible. Bottoms up!

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