This might as well exist.
You like Mountain Dew, don't you? Of course you do! And I know that you like Doritos. Don't even pretend that you don't enjoy shoving those things into your face. So, if you like those two things, it only stands to reason that you'll loooooooove Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. Right?!
I'm assuming the guy who came up with "Dewitos" got a promotion.
According to redditor joes_nipples, this is an actual concoction that he actually had the opportunity to pour into his body the other day. "It honestly wasn't that disgusting. It tasted like orange with a Doritos after taste. It tasted like straight Doritos afterwards though," he said of his experience at a taste-testing at Kent State. "Weirdest thing I've ever drunken."
There's no way of knowing if this will ever ultimately make it onto store shelves, but I can't imagine why it wouldn't. In a world full of KFC Double Downs and Domino's Oreo Pizzas, this seems like an instant best seller.
Is this not the most magical time to be alive?
(by Dennis DiClaudio)