We sometimes find we're unable to read a Yelp review without bursting into tears. Lurking just beneath the surface of all that amateur food criticism is a quiet desperation so palpable we expect the Yelper to leap off our computer screen and beg us to love them. The food is not the focus of Yelp. It's the loneliness of the human experience. Whether they write a sentence or a dozen paragraphs, every single Yelp review is nothing more than a person screaming into the void, "I matter, dammit!" This dramatic reading captures that sadness perfectly and we give it five stars. Enjoy the source review below:



Sources: The Daily What