Here's the lastest salvo in the incredibly heated, increasingly ridiculous war for morality currently playing out in chicken nugget restaurants across the country: an online petition, because that's where this always ends. And though this one seems (intentionally) absurd, it does raise an interesting point: why does Dan Cathy oppose gay humans on one hand, and drop gay chickens into the fryer with his other? Homosexuals aren't good enough to marry, but they're good enough to eat? Open your eyes, conservatives. You're can't cover up hypocrisy with Polynesian Sauce.

Sources: Huffington Post