Happy National Donut Day, a day on which this divided nation can come together to celebrate a universal love of sugary treats, and an internationally renowned obesity rate. Many donut shops are giving away swag to celebrate, so as you line up at Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts, stay entertained with these jokes as sweet and fulfilling as donuts themselves.
Here are hilarious tweets about donuts, mixed in with some donut-themed food porn to get you through the long line.
Happy #NationalDonutDay to all the babes on IG today, posing with a donut, putting it down & drinking a kale smoothie— Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) June 3, 2016
You want a donut?— Kiss My Tats (@One2thTEXAN) May 26, 2016
Me: I just ate.
So that's a no?
Me: give me three.
#NationalDonutDay? Uhh, call me when it's National CRONUT Day, proles— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) June 3, 2016