So it looks like we're done with all those "Why They Hate Us" articles, right? This is a sad day. There is no greater evidence that we are no longer the leader of the free world than the news that another country has perfected the cheeseburger pizza before us. And right on the heels of the space shuttle's retirement too. We should have listened to Neil deGrasse Tyson. Dammit, we should never have stopped dreaming.