Restaurant next to crazy-psychopath-owned Amy's Baking Company has hilarious new marketing campaign.
Nothing says "not crazy" like hiring guards to get someone for saying they don't hit people.
Maybe Mr. Scrib just doesn't have the guts to hit his customers like Samy Bouzaglo because he's not a ganster like Samy. We don't really know much about Mr. Scrib's, and of course we're not going to trust THE STUPID YELPS AND REDDITS to tell us what to think, because they're losers who can't afford quality, according to Amy and Samy. Mr. Scrib's also probably doesn't have cool armed guards like Amy and Samy to keep visible criticism away from their restaurant and fragile egos.
Also, some bonus news to brighten your day: Samy has actually been in the middle of a long-running deportation case for several years. Maybe he'll leave! Yay!