Winter is coming, and once again we face the big question: how do we stay warm at night and still wake up to all the food we had before we went to bed? Men are warm, but they eat all your food. Cats and dogs are warm but not only do they eat your food, they also expect you to feed it to them.
Here are the five best options to get warmth without sacrificing sustenance.
1. This Mermaid Snuggie.
The only thing that is filling this $24.98 mermaid is you. That sounded dirty, but believe me: once you try this thing, you can pretty much forget about sex forever.