The image got cut off so we can't be sure the wish is for Grandma to not die, or never die. Or wait, what if it's "...and I hope you will now die." Whatever it is, Grandparents Day is today (way to steal the spotlight, anniversary of a national tragedy!). When you send your card, either avoid the d-word altogether, or if you have to bring it up, let your Grandparents know in no uncertain terms that you want them to attain the unholy gift of immortality. Or that you want them to die immediately, depending on what you're into. There's no time to beat around the bush when the Reaper's knocking on the door.

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