5. Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Pairs best with: Alamos Malbec

For a rich, fruity wine with velvety undertones, you need a chocolate that's equally sophisticated. The smooth layers of chocolate and peanut butter are contrasted, but never overshadowed by this popular South American red. The more malbec you drink, the more this will seem true.


4. Pixy Stix

Pairs best with: Cheap Vodka

When you're trying to get drunk as quickly as possible, you don't have time to mess around with candy that doesn't pack a punch. Pixy stix get sugar into your bloodstream as fast as drinking directly from a bottle of Gordon's gets you wasted. It's a potently delicious combination. Well, potent, anyway.