This Halloween, forsake your blasphemous plastic Iron Man masks and godless fun-size Snickers bars for the safer, holier alternative celebration that's sweeping the (middle and Southern and Utah parts of the) nation. Obviously Christianity's first solution to creating a wholesome, Jesus-y counterpart to a traditional Pagan holiday was to throw some free gifts at it and cram the Messiah's name in the title. That's how Christmas was born. But maybe they should have put a little more thought into this one, because "JesusWeen" sounds like a Christ-fronted indie rock group, or what the Son of God nicknamed his genitals when he was 8. Learn more about this ironically terrifying holiday in the video after the jump. Or on its unintentionally creepy website.