Now all I need is a bunch of dead girlfriends for my Serial Monogamist costume.


Einstein worked a boring desk job at the Swiss patent office when he made his greatest discoveries. Clearly, somewhere right now the greatest genius of our time is sitting at a Halloween costume office using his or her massive intellect to produce the highest-caliber douchebag costumes the world has ever seen. Who knows what they will do once November rolls around? Cure cancer with an formula based on an LMFAO costume where the ass actually pops off when you laugh? We don't know, because we're not 200+ IQ geniuses like this mastermind clearly is.

Sources: @Steakb4ke