A 19-year-old named Matthew Nieveen set out for a night of innocent binge drinking this Halloween in the town of Lincoln, Nebraska. His mistake was failing to recognize the brilliantly idiotic and ironic decision to drive while dressed as a breathalyzer. Suspicious of Nieveen's erratic driving, cops pulled him over to discover empty beer cans and an open bottle of vodka. And the greatest and most tragic part of this Halloween tale: He was taken to a local police station, where his blood alcohol level was measured at more than twice the local legal limit. (Via Best Week Ever TV, Indy Posted)

Congratulations Matthew >>