Cannibalism has hit the patch. (Via)

If we're being honest, most of us don't put much effort into our jack-o'-lanterns beyond "triangle eyes, triangle nose, mouth with one tooth." It's boring, it's lazy, and it's why 13-year-olds kick them to pieces the first chance they get. Luckily, there are people out there with more disposable time and a lot less sanity who are willing to go above and beyond the call of conventional gourd sculpture. Let us know of any other bizarre or incredible pumpkins you've seen out there.



Heisensquash. (Via)


Triple Self-Pumpkin.


The two in the back are gonna get a whole lot of seeds. 


Jack O'Lantern Of Love.




Hopefully, they made enough of these for everyone to smash one. 


Not sure what this is exactly. Looks tasty though. So many textures.

The native squash seemed friendly at first, until they mentioned 'Long Pig.'

Gourdiver's Travels. Lilipumpkins. Jonathan... Squift.

Let's all just be grateful this person will probably run out of pun-kins soon.

...But those pumpkins drowned over 20 years ago! 

That'll teach your kid not to ask for pumpkin pie every night.

That was before the Supreme Gourd overturned capital punishment.

Some pumpkins just want to watch the world burn. Or other pumpkins.

Her rind is never going to be the same after that.

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