We'd like to apologize to members of the Jewish faith, including ourselves, for this possible oversight. By "possible," we mean who the hell knows for sure when any Jewish holidays start since they all seem to be based around sundown? In any case, we're going to leave Hanukkah displayed as starting on December 2, mostly to annoy the person who wrote this email but also because we don't like the way she spells "Hanukkah." Putting a "C" at the beginning is, quite simply, horrifying.

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