In honor of World Toilet Day, a totally legit and non-made-up holiday (actually it highlights sanitation issues in poor nations and you're a bad person for laughing at it), we found the 17 coolest crappers around. Every single one of these is better than the one you're probably currently sitting on to read this post.

1. This recliner toilet.

You don't want to dig for change in here.

2. The Rhinestone Throne.

This party potty is where Michael Jackson wrote "Beat It."

3. Because you have crappy taste in music and decor, the guitar toilet.

We call this one "JOHN" Mayer.

4. This let's-hope-it's-an-optical-illusion fish toilet!

Still more humane than Sea World.