As this cartoon from XKCD demonstrates, there's no need to dread those invasive visits to the doctor. You just need the wherewithal to infuse even the most cold and clinical procedure with the spirit of a weekend in the back of a bus in Cancun with Joe Francis. But in this case you wake up the next morning with your health concerns attended to, instead of with a throbbing headache and a signed release waiver crumpled up in your underpants.

Sources: XKCD | The High Definite