8. On your back. 


Sure, it can get the job done, but it’s pretty boring. Who do you think you are? A character in Little House on the Prairie who has to sleep with her sister on the tiny bed that Pa made? Have fun with the post-nasal drip.

7. The Thrasher.

You throw punches and kicks all night without knowing it, turning so much in your sleep you wake up wearing your sheets as a toga. Do all your dreams take place in the mosh pit at a Pearl Jam concert?

6. Spooning.

Yeah, it’s romantic, but have fun with the morning breath. I’ll bet you are the kind of couple that takes zany engagement photos like one of you is pretending to squish the other in his fingers as you stand off in the distance.