Was there ever a time when it wasn't winter? Seems so long ago now, those halcyon days of not being encased in a whispery sausage casing of polyfill. Winter blues are no joke, but these tweets about it sure are.
I spend 90% of winter putting on chapstick and the other 10% crying furiously for no reason— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) February 20, 2015
WINTER FASHION TIP: GET CREATIVE WITH PATTERNS OF INCREASINGLY DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIORS— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) February 18, 2015
preparing for seasonal depression is like a militia preparing for war except instead of stockpiling ammo you buy 15 pairs of sweatpants— Mandy Slamberg (@MandySlamberg) September 24, 2012
Winter owns because it gets dark before dinnertime so you can get a head start on your Sunday Night Dread— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 6, 2015
Canadian winter's not bad. When it gets cold, we just throw another bear on the fire and call everyone we know to make sure they're not sad.— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) January 15, 2012