Horror is often about taking wholesome things that are near and dear to our hearts—such as dolls, children, or Santa—and turning them into violent, destructive monsters. A good way to mess with neighbors is to apply this principle to snowmen. Here are the best disturbing snowmen from all across the Internet. Their cold, soulless button eyes are certain to violate your sense of holiday warmth.

1. This impaled guy.

2. This knife murderer.

3. This hit-and-run victim.

4. These workplace tragedies.

5. This hungry man.

6. This other impaled guy.

7. These snow aliens.

8. This snow zombie.

9. This white supremacist.

10. This snow demon.

11. This creeper.

12. This heart ripper-outer.

13. This teethy bastard.

14. This snowzilla.

15. These snow cannibals.

16. This headless snowman.

17. This snow witch.