Dogs have no idea that it's Halloween, only that it's the sort-of cold time of year when you force them into weird, tiny outfits, parade them around, and then don't let them eat chocolate because it's poison. Despite their ambivalence, these dogs look fantastic.

1. A three-headed dog.

Puttin' the "us" in "Cerberus."
Puttin' the "us" in "Cerberus."
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2. The Headless Horseman.

"I am a pony!"
"I am a pony!"


3. A martini.

Do not shake. Or stir.
Do not shake. Or stir.

4. Miley.

"No, I didn't listen to the album about dead pets because I cannot contemplate my own mortality, human."
"No, I didn't listen to the album about dead pets because I cannot contemplate my own mortality, human."
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Sources: Imgur | Buzzeed | PicPetz | Inhabitat