Festivus, a holiday made popular by Seinfeld, gets bigger and bigger every year. Fans celebrate "Festivus for the rest of us" every December 23rd, by gathering around a stark aluminum pole, airing their grievances, and performing feats of strength. Yes, buying Festivus gifts kind of defeats the the whole purpose of the holiday, but who cares? Here are 15 gift ideas for the Seinfeld superfan in your life. Happy Festivus!

1. Mini Festivus Pole

Great gift for someone who lives in a tiny apartment or has a slutty Elf on the Shelf.

Because tinsel is distracting.

2. Festivus Doggy shirt 

He's been airing his grievances, all over the living room carpet.

Great gift for your dog, who won't stop barking because he loves Festivus (or hates you.)

3. Frank Costanza Doll

"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way." -Frank Costanza