It's almost January, which means your old Christmas tree is now basically just a fire hazard shedding its many pointy needles on your carpet so that you have something to hurt your feet on. Trying to get it out of your house through the front door or to the dump in your car is just going to cause an even bigger mess.
But, as they say in infomercials, there's got to be a better way, and there is, provided you live in an apartment a bit higher than the ground floor. Behold, in this GIF, the simplest, quickest, and most satisfying way to de-needle a tree for easy transportation to wherever your city requires to you to dispose of it.
Now if only we could get rid of our New Year's hangovers this easily.