If you are looking up into the windows of high-rise apartments this time of year, you might expect to see lights and a few Christmas trees. But if you are looking into Reddit user SnapeProbDiedAVirgin's exact window, you will see this:
SnapeProbDiedAVirgin swears he left the house with the intent to buy a Christmas tree, but when he returned, he ended up with this giant inflatable Christmas dragon. Perfectly understandable, when you consider that he went on his mission high af.
Why buy trees when you already have enough of them to smoke?
This is the most stonedest thing anyone has ever done. He couldn't have been more of a stoner if he had come home with a live sloth.
Besides, SnapeProbDiedAVirgin has another very sober plan for his Christmas tree:
I am seriously debating tying him to a drone I just bought and have him soar over the city for a little bit.
Take that, Macy's.
And for those of you worried that he was driving high, SnapeProbDiedAVirgin swears he picked up his "Christmas tree" with the help of an Uber. Is there anything that app can't do?