Buying someone a Valentine's Day present shouldn't be that hard. Just get them a little something to show your affection. Some flowers. A passionate letter. Nice chocolates. Pretty much anything will be fine, as long as it's not a stuffed animal from the pharmacy you pass on the way home from work. Or the stuff these people got from their "romantic" partners.


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1. Downright criminal.

#RomanticLivesDontMatter
#RomanticLivesDontMatter

2. Scratch that.

Can't believe he noticed. Must be a detective or something.
Can't believe he noticed. Must be a detective or something.

3. "First comes love, then comes marriage…"

Then comes a weird broken glass carriage.
Then comes a weird broken glass carriage.

4. Berry bad news.

Yeah, but candy is candy. What's the problem?
Yeah, but candy is candy. What's the problem?
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