10. Patricia Krentcil - While it would be cool to have a mom who looks like freeze-dried Han Solo at the end of Empire, it can't be easy to see her constantly being stopped on the street so people can scold her for wearing blackface. Though we don't think a 6-year-old who isn't on the pageant circuit should be tanning, it is nice that Patricia wants to include her daughter in her hobbies dangerously unhealthy obsessions.


9. Michelle Duggar - Michelle Duggar is clearly a sex addict. There's no way you can get pregnant 19 (21? 50?) times without getting banged every ten minutes. Being Michelle's child means being neglected while she chases the almighty dong with single-minded determination for her next ride. She makes us appreciate our mother for not putting out nearly as much.