She's so faking it just so she can call and brag about how many likes she got. "Oh can you let me know how many friends I have?" We've pulled that trick. She knows exactly how many friends she has and she just wants to rub it in her son's face. Unsubscribe, Bryan. Just like you and your therapist discussed. You're a grown man and it's time to unsubscribe from your mother, and don't breathe a word to her about your Google Plus account.
[ Via Failbook]