The most hilariously perverted way to celebrate Presidents Day this Monday.
Good news for Chris Ballew, lead singer of 90's band The Presidents of the United States Of America, it looks like you can get in! Slogan idea: "The Presidental Sex Party: Where there are no Vice Presidents, Only Presidents Of Vice." They'd better hope that Foursquare never introduces a "President" badge or they'll be inundated with new partygoers. Though to be President of the Presidents Only Orgy on Foursquare would have to be the highest, most disgusting honor possible.