Because commencement is not the end, but the beginning of a lifetime of complaining about college ending.

All dreams must die. (via Imgur)


This person majored in dope rhymes. (via Imgur)

Rent is probably super cheap living in a pineapple under the sea. (via Imgur)

One adventure you should start now is figuring out how to cook for yourself. (via Imgur)

Prepare to face the grumpiness of everyone in the real world! (via Imgur)

If you majored in English Lit, there's a chance most jobs are extinct. (via Imgur)

Prepare to feel like a zombie at your new desk job. (via Imgur)

At least you didn't get a Hogwarts diagnosis at the student health center. (via Imgur)

If only you could capture all your friends in a Pokeball and take them with you. (via Imgur)

Was it, though? (via Imgur)

You have to be brazen in this economy. (via Imgur)

Sallie Mae will be more persistent than those ghosts. They will find you. (via Imgur)

"Accio Diploma!" (via Imgur)

Wow. Wow. Wow. We've got a real badass grad here. (via Imgur)

It's clear that this person spent a lot more time on Zelda than his papers. (via Imgur)

I wish I could go back in time and tell myself to pick a lucrative major. (via Imgur)

The numbers speak louder than anything else. (via Imgur)

The next Bill Nye just graduated. (via Imgur)

If you got caught up in this while you were supposed to be studying, I'm so sorry. (via Imgur)