This is what I was basically saying every time I asked for an extension in college.
A truly amazing e-mail exchange surfaced on Imgur yesterday, in which a student asked his professor for an extension on a paper after getting a bit too turnt over the weekend. Here's the first part:
And here's the teacher's response:
Thank god Mr. Martin is a cool professor with a sense of humor, and not one of those uptight jerks who doesn't give extensions. Keep slaying, boi.