Teaching seems like a pretty cush job. You get to be inside all day, earn a pension, and shape the growing minds of tomorrow's citizens. Children are the future! But in the present-day, and in the classroom they tend to be willfully ignorant jerks trying to troll their teachers (quite successfully, we might add). 

1. Do you teach that class, too?

We all have that teacher who inspired us to work harder.

2. The fiercest of all weapons.

Better dead than red.

3. Put your hands up.

But Jupiter? Jupiter is thirsty.

4. Orange you glad I wrote this note?

[Falls asleep reading really long teacher's note]
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