Mmm, nothing like a carton of chocolate milk to wash down lunch, right? Except maybe not this carton of chocolate milk (is it…milk?), filmed here in all its thick, sludgy grossness by a student at Catskill High School in New York's Catskill Mountains. Hey, the expiration date says December 2, 2016—still good!

All right, all jokes aside, this is just beyond nasty. The milk hasn't even passed the expiration date and it looks like slimy, disgusting toxic mess. There's no way the school expects anyone to drink this. Between this chocolate milk and that lump of whatever passing as a hamburger at a Pennsylvania school, the thought of school lunch is getting pretty scary. What gives, schools?