Based on this poster spotted above a urinal in a university restroom, this young lady is going to go far in politics. Voters might spend a lot of time shouting about taxes and birth certificates, but really all we ever want from our elected leaders is the reassurance that our dick isn't just "good" or "comparable" or "gaining on China's dick." We want to know that it's great, and it always will be. God bless America('s dick).

Sources: Redditor whyisthisnamesolong