Nothing says "I'm a man now, Grandma," like an intensely uncomfortable patio lap dance in front of a dozen of your most confused and terrified relatives. Sure, this seems like a lighthearted prank at first, but five minutes later Uncle Roy was having flashbacks to a Saigon brothel, Aunt Ruth was shouting "Homewrecker," and Grandpa Jack was shakily attempting to slide a buffalo nickel into her G-string. Which, all things considered, still makes this the most pleasant family gathering they'll have this season.

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