Kids are awful. Work is awful. Why not combine the two to create a hellish mash-up that everyone involved is sure to hate? People with children are forced to spend more time with their crummy kids, people without children are forced to tolerate other people's crummy kids, and crummy kids are forced to sit around a boring office with a bunch of tortured soulless husks. To help ease the tension, we've collected 19 inappropriate things for Take Your Kids to Work Day. Share your misery on Facebook and Twitter, but please, keep them away from the children. They've got enough to deal after seeing the miserable future that's most likely headed their way.